Normally I wouldn't do this...

But I am FURIOUS! My daughter's first birthday party was this past weekend. Special occasions, holidays, all those things are very important to me, and I work very hard for those days to turn out just right and expect them to be perfect. My daughter's father and I were in the midst of a truce, just for the occasion. We went shopping for all the party supplies, games for the guests to play, everything. We were on our way back with the cake on the day of the party (mind you, guests had already arrived) when who should come running out of her car parked on MY corner? My daughter's father's (hereinafter referred to as "the bastard") babies' momma (hereinafter referrred to as "the bitch"). She walked up and said "Hey! Why don't you go upstairs, and come back down and help me with the kids?" She obviously caught the bastard offguard, because he was cursing and acting out as soon as he saw her car from across the street (nervous?)... On our way upstairs, he says in the elevator, "Listen, I don't know what's going on, but please, let's just have a nice party. You can let me have it later, after it's all over." I nicely informed him that if that bitch came to start something, I'd lay that bitch out in front of EVERYONE, but I wasn't going to start something at my daughter's first birthday party...

Anyway, to make a long story short, the bitch made herself comfortable in the living room, by herself. She never wished my daughter a happy birthday, didn't bring a gift, and on top of all that, she had the nerve to be mean-mugging me in my home around my people! And I couldn't hold her baby, because the bastard didn't want any problems! After the bitch finally couldn't take it anymore and decided to leave, I proceeded to enjoy the party. I acted like nothing had happened...that is, until the guests left... I ripped a new one into that bastard because he had the nerve to tell me that I had no reason to be mad!!!  WHAT?????????????????????

So for trying to ruin my daughter's first birthday party, Towana Royster of Brooklyn, NY gets the

*B I T C H  O F  2 0 0 5  A W A R D!*

 Congratulations you out of shape heifer! I know your youngest daughter's first birthday is coming up in a few months (who, by the way doesn't look anything like you or the bastard, yet you have the nerve to ask the bastard if he is sure MY daughter is his...) I'll be there. I, however, have the class and the resources to bring a gift, you welfare recipient!

And to the bastard, Nathaniel Gee (formerly of Marcy Projects, currently residing in the Bronx)... keep thinking shyt is sweet! I got an apartment, you penis-membrane! And no, you can't know where it is! I'll see your ass in family court when I file the petitions for FULL CUSTODY and CHILD SUPPORT, you raggedy bastard! Congratulations on receiving the

*B A S T A R D  O F  2 0 0 5  A W A R D*

 you disease carrying man-whore!

...now I am done... I feel MUCH better!

LMAO! Funniest post EVER!

Oh my sweet sister, KK!! What a horible ordeal! But girl I saw you looking like Jill Scott in the "Getting In The Way" video...walking up on old girl! So glad you kept it classy yet brought it with enough sassy that they both know you are NOT to be messed with!

It's alright now...you ranted here...woooo saaaaaa'd and now it's all good!

KK....WOOOOOOOSSSSSSAAAAAA DAMMIT! I love ya...but I'm broke, so I can't get you out of jail. I will have to say that you get the CRUNKEST OF THE YEAR AWARD!! That post was funny as hell. You need me call me...well get em in my car....I got an out of state liscense plate

ummmm, damn! im agreeing with Brandy.....wooooossssssaaaaaaa! lets listen a lil to the pipes of peace and let others bang the drums of war! come get a hug...

Sis, this was some raw reality here. I think you handled yourself pretty well. Always show that you are the bigger person as you did lest you bring shame on yourself and your seed. Why WAS she even there...a dayum shame. You better than me...I probably would have done what you did to keep the peace in the home, but once I saw her gritting on me in my Queendome...all hell mighta broke lose!!!! You good girl!!

Wow! You need to write a book about shyt like this! Get it all out on paper, you may even make major bank!

OOOh Honey! You are better than me. Why was she there? They are not married to where she should even be considered as a guest! I would have requested that she did not attend because she was only there to get on your nerves and to check on him. And to be disrespectful to you in your home. Oh heck nah! Even if I was nice enough, as you were, to let her stay, once the mean muggin started, she would have to be out. But you handled yourself classy and that is good.

can we say " slap a bitch"?

Oh my! That's alot of drama. I can't believe she came there and didn't even say anything or bring a gift, that is just STANK! I would not have let that heffa into my home. Nope no way. And if he had a problem, he could stay out there wit her ass.

I am so sorry that you had to go through that.

Damn, I hope all is better now that you have EXHALED!

OMG! You Go Girl...

hmpf! i don't allow uninvited bitches to my son's b-day parties. so you handled that waaaay better than i prolly would have.
um, can i hand out a bastard of the year award too? or when u taking nominees for next year?

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